we're not friends we're not pals we're not buddies we're not chums we're not compadres we're not mates we're not cronies we're not sweethearts we're not penpals we're not partners we're not associates we're not bosom buddies we're not neighbors we're not confidantes we're not classmates we're not persona grata we're not pals we're not friends

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‘Friends’ Returns to TV
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Photo Gallery HOLLYWOOD - Seminal sitcom Friends is returning to television after each of its six stars agreed multi-million dollar deals to star in four one-hour specials.

I CALL BULLSHIT!
 What will we laugh and ridicule like a retarded midget at the Special Olympics? Where will we go for our regurgitated bile of meaningless fluff?
JOEY'S SPINOFF? Only time will tell. Good riddance Friends!

NEW IMAGES ADDED! Childhood photos reveal a darker side of the cast.

 

Please just give me one episode of this God forsaken shitcom where the main plot of each brainless schlepasode isn't always the unavailability of sexual partners for the Cosmo cover morons as the caffeinated crowd wallows in its own self pity and total lack of a relationship of any kind with the world as we mortals know it while reveling in the fact a future of stupid spinoffs awaits the gullible baby faced public as a whole.
Try the red light test. If while watching one of these scenarios occurs, take a giant sip from your industrial oil drum size coffee mug full of whiskey and immediately change the channel.
redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Rachel's humble beginnings demonstrates her lack of understanding life in general redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Monica anal-retentively cleans or straightens up.redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Phoebe utters a "Phoebism" redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Ross gazes longingly at Rachel's breasts redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes)Joey doesn't understand something that should be perfectly obvious  redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Chandler makes a deadpan smartass response to a stupid comment  redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Any main character makes a sweeping generalization about the opposite sex redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Anyone mentions or sees Ugly Naked Guy redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Any of the main characters drinks any coffee product redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) The exterior of Central Perk is shown redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) The interior of Chandler's and Joey's apartment is shown redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Any of the main characters' breasts become partially exposed redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Any of the main characters are shown at work (They have jobs?; Rachel only counts if she is wearing her apron or holding a pot of coffee) redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Any of the main characters hug (or an exaggerated hug between any of the guys) redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Any of the main characters asks "What's wrong?"  and  another answers "Oh, nothing. It's only..."redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Rachel quits her job as coffee bimbo and goes back to her "real job" assistant  crack whoreredbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes) Ross finally goes of the deep end, kills his monkey and starts picking lice off Monica redbuttonflash.gif (1289 bytes)
"We're Not Friends"


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